For those of you who will never get the opportunity to travel to China, here's the kind of, um, toilet, you will encounter if you are a woman. It's fondly (?) referred to as a squatty. This picture, however, does not, I repeat, does not, represent the squatties that I have been in across China. This one is pristine. This one happens to be located at the MTR stop for, yes, you guessed it, Disneyland. It looks like a Disneyland squatty too, doesn't it? Nice and shiny and clean and it smells okay. You may wonder what the waste basket is doing there in the corner. Well, that is there because you don't put your tissue or toilet paper you have, um, used, in the squatty. It goes in the waste basket. The squatties I have been in are no longer white, the waste basket is full of - well, I'll let your mind wander with that one, as well as your nose - and the floors are slick with - well, I'll let your mind wander with that one too. I could give you more information about Chinese squatties, but I'm afraid I'll lose all my blog readership, so I'll continue on. . .Wednesday, April 2, 2008
We interrupt the following program for these few meanderings. . .
For those of you who will never get the opportunity to travel to China, here's the kind of, um, toilet, you will encounter if you are a woman. It's fondly (?) referred to as a squatty. This picture, however, does not, I repeat, does not, represent the squatties that I have been in across China. This one is pristine. This one happens to be located at the MTR stop for, yes, you guessed it, Disneyland. It looks like a Disneyland squatty too, doesn't it? Nice and shiny and clean and it smells okay. You may wonder what the waste basket is doing there in the corner. Well, that is there because you don't put your tissue or toilet paper you have, um, used, in the squatty. It goes in the waste basket. The squatties I have been in are no longer white, the waste basket is full of - well, I'll let your mind wander with that one, as well as your nose - and the floors are slick with - well, I'll let your mind wander with that one too. I could give you more information about Chinese squatties, but I'm afraid I'll lose all my blog readership, so I'll continue on. . .
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